37 Harry Potter Memes for Young Wizards Who Love Quidditch

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    You're given 2 hours to steal all this gold but you can only ask 2 people for help. Who'd you ask?
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    whenthewoodisgreen: Can we appreciate the fact that Gilderoy Lockhart had a selfie of himself painting a selfie of himself
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    haithallucifer doctoraljan You care for the boy burnsherlock OH MY GOD 5106 notes Don't you Severus? 9 11
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    THIS IS WONDERFUL! WE GET TO WATCH OVER OUR PRECIOUS CHILD FOREVER! WE ARE TRULY BLESSED. LET'S HEAR YOU SAY THAT AFTER HARRY'S NIGHTLY 'TAMING OF THE HIPPOGRIFF, IF YA CATCH MY DRIFT. VICTORIA'S CHAMBER OF SECRETS DORKLY
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    Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron
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    FOR YEARS I THOUGHT MOANING MYRTLE WAS PLAYED BY DANIEL RADCLIFFE IN A WIG
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    They made this little seat for me. They took a mold of my... uh... Go on and say it. Say it. Co-Chair area. CHAIR AREA?!
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    marinermo: instant-oatmeal: archibanfkimble: harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson "Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?" "Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech." "It has come to my atten
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    My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan ETHERTS 14014 22 141 thecurlyginger: mysharona1987: Oh my God. VOLDETORT. Hold on, best story ever: My friend's wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard's name is for the appointment. The woman says, "His name is Harry." His wife wasn't sure if she heard correctly. "Harry?" "Y
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    Google what kind of owl was hedwig Web Images Maps Shopping Videos More About 772,000 results (0.36 seconds) lydiargnt: Did you mean: what kind of owl is hedwig Google is still in denial howaminotdead-yet Source: hollandrodsen 455,677 notes www
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    In the Goblet of Fire, when Voldemort summons the Death Eaters after fourteen years, I always imagine them running around their homes looking for their old Death Eater costumes all like: 882 Where's my supersuit?!
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    overheard-at-hogwarts FOLLOW Dumbledore: [to Umbridge] Minerva will show you around. McGonagall: Right this way is the exit. #overheard at hogwarts #source: parks and rec 5,239 notes D
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    Fresh Prince of Hogwarts belovedkid: In Godric's hollow, Born (but not raised), With dead parents was how I spent most of my days, Chillin' out, flyin 'round and acting so cool, Waving that wand like I was no fool, When a bald, evil dude who was up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared, He said you're moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.
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    never forget that for voldemort's name to rearrange to "je suis voldemort" in the french translations, they had to make his middle name 'Elvis' Il sortit de sa poche la baguette magique de Harry et écrivit dans l'air en lettres scintillantes: TOM ELVIS JEDUSOR Puis il fit un mouvement avec la baguette et les lettres de son nom s'assemblèrent dans un ordre différent. A présent, on pouvait line: JE SUIS VOLDEMORT I CANT HANDLE THIS are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french? the
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    WARNING KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN. THE THIN FILM MAY CLING TO NOSE AND MOUTH AND PREVENT BREATHING. THIS BAG IS NOT A TOY. GIRL $24.99 HERMANY GRINDER by Obvious Plant THE TOP STUDENT AT CHOGBORTS! INCLUDES: -WIZARD CLOAK -PLAID TIE NO LICENSING FEES! CHILDREN-BO SMALL 4-6X
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    kikisdeliveryservice1989 did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let's be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that?? tinyluxmachine "and how are you paying for your preordered copy of "Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them" by Rubeus Hagrid? "with deez knuts" didyousaymaraudersormurder This is the funniest thing I've ever seen I've been laughing for 5 minutes please
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    WHO DID THIS?!?!
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    What are you kids doing here? HEDOOMMERCHANT Well, we go to school here.
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    Some people like Quidditch. Some people love Quidditch. And then there's Dean.
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    incorrectmarauders Follow James: I figured out why you're so depressed. You have updog. Remus: What's updog? James: PADFOOT, GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. #source: tumblr #but originally from the office 2,165 notes 17
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    THEMETAPICTURE.COM Forgive me, I don't recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts. I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT They're Harry Potter's kids. I'm sure they could bring a it'd be fine. giraffe to school and
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    xxrouxx blaineisapizza There's an echo of what Lily did - quite a conscious echo of what Lily did - right at the start of the story, at the very end of the story. At the start of the story, Lily dies to keep her son alive. At the end of the story, Harry lies, pretending to be dead, on the ground, and it's a mother who saves him again - because she's trying to get to her own son. So that was my, you know, that was closing a circle. - JK Rowling Source: doloresjaneumbridge #harry potte 2,042 notes
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    o EE 09:50 84% < Likes Share theadventuresofspaceexplorer: pocketpadfoot: Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he's too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can't stop laughing these are the best #so great #hp C а
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    McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black? Peter: Doing stuff. McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin? Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing the stuff. McGonagall: Mr. Potter? Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stop Sirius from doing the stuff. McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew? Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stop James from stop Remus from stop Sirius from doing the stuff.
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    Sydney @sydneyny I mean, I would if he wasn't dead. Share a Coke with Cedric #ShareaCoke
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    incorrect-harry-potter-q... Follow Dobby: [pulls back curtain while Harry is in the shower] Dobby: Harry Potter sir- stop screaming sir it's just Dobby sir Dobby has a question #dobby #harry james potter #Harry Potter 4,239 notes
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    noodlerface Follow summary of the harry potter series harry guys something's up everyone: ah u're just paranoid voldemort: hello children time for death Source: prouviare
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    why in deathly hallows did they have everyone polyjuice themselves into harry when harry could have polyjuiced into a muggle and have been driven to safety away from the threat of death eaters who don't know how to work things in the muggle world who came up with these plans anyway DUMBLEDORE. DUMBLEDORE CAME UP WITH THESE PLANS.
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    ●.000 Verizon 3:39 AM 100% Tweet Proffessor Snape @ProfSnapeSev Just for the record, cats don't actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song. My apologies, Minerva. 9/30/14, 3:30 AM 7 RETWEETS 12 FAVORITES £7 Reply to Proffessor Snape Timelines Notifications Messages Me 9,297 notes Source: -found-my-grace
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    mrs-blackthorn: mugglebornheadcanon: 1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT. this went from stereotypical to stereotypical and it was still hilarious
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    Anaticula an-ah-TIK-yoo-la Causes the victim's wand to produce ducks whenever a spell is cast. I DARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT JAMES AND SIRIUS DIDN'T USE THIS SPELL EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FOUGHT THE DEATH EATERS I MEAN: "avada kedavra!" "oi malfoy is that a duck mate??" #padfoot #prongs #brotp #marauder 316 notes 由 n
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    elsiesnuffin: I've spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore's rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I've reached the following conclusion. When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was "Oh, this is going to be hilarious."
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    :25:22:06: 39180 Skype C118 20:25:23:21: 39 UT:180 LR:025728 CR:C118 :180 SC:0494 Tk:6 1801179+06 I'll ask someone I like. EH.62.2826 4193+06 SC:0494 Tk:6 180 1181+13 You're laughing because you hit me so hard, aren't you? Okay. LR:025728 CR:C118 WATSON: I'm so sorry. EH.62.2826 4195+13 180 1187+09 EH.62.2826 4201+09
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    itv 1-1 mareluna3000.tumblr.com mareluna3000: Journalist: "I've just noticed there's no glass in your glasses." Dan:"Yeah do feel free to poke me in the eye. That's what Rupert does."
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    теппасогенты антурано Source Suzybishop You'll be okay, Harry. You're a great wizard. You really are. Not as good as you. nanceswithwolves: generalklytus: Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. thekingdomofben: No really Hermione you're way better than him Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever. yeah but hermione punched dra

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